Blimey! I just got slapped with a wet salmon - really - I have not updated this since you last visited... You would not believe my anguish at my misdoings. Unbelievable.
I am distracted with setting fire to people wearing Crocs, soaking in the tub, just generally being a nuisance to anyone unfortunate to cross my path, my day goes from midday to midnight. I am not growing up. but who cares.
I absolutely, positively promise I will write something that makes sense soon. I promise! This is for my ever faithful, devoted public..
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